Throwback to that day I fell asleep on the bus, but luckily I woke up just as the bus stopped at my stop. I get off. Realize this is not my stop at all. I got off 4 stops too early. But an idea forms in my skull. I’ll take an electric scooter! 3 minutes to the nearest scooter, the app says. OK. Unlock it. -10 SEK. Realize it has a flat tire. Check the app again. 6 minutes to the next scooter, it says. But I get lost and am about to pee my pants. Pee in a bush, get seen. Get lost a bit more before I find the scooter. Go home.
It would have been faster to just start walking, or what do I know, take the next bus. And when I say throwback, I mean this past Tuesday.
